simon
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SIMON
aka wheatley
he/him guy
gay polish faggot. going to college soon (maybe). husband of three years with 3 children. future quantum physicist. aspiring programmer. master carrder. speaker of 3 languages (and counting?). very annoying about japanese. epic gamer. goofy fun loving guy hated by society. beloved by women. feared by fish. literally johnny on the spot irl.also, some annoying guy on twitter dot com! and this is his website.
INTERESTS
(most of) the things i like
portal 2 vocaloid jason schwartzman spider-man adventure time rhythm games physics coding linguistics totalitarianism trainssmiling friends tf2 hl2 the stanley parable stardew valley madoka magica taiko no tatsujin project diva sound voltex invader zim project sekai idoly pride honkai star rail wes anderson movies ...garten of banban?SIINAMOTA dareharu tooboe tuyu zutomayo necry talkie yoasobi nashimoto ui iyowa sasakure.uk niru kajitsu kuriyama yuri jin nuyuri harumaki gohan + many more in the vocaloid scene
DNFI
dont want you here
ANNOYING!!!!!
basic dni like racist homophobic etc proshipper or adjacent dont stop bitching about non-problematic ships lgbt inclusionist hate my boyfriend or any of my besties hate the spot or wheatley portal2 selfship with/kin/etc the spot, wheatley or doc ock dont wash your hands after you shit like shit like genshin homestuck danganronpa pjsk etc*
* willing to make exceptions sometimes
FRIENDS
the besties and other guys
TED my awesome artist boyfriend of 3 years (pictured on the right)
SYMBOL my famous bff
ELI MY BESTIEST BESTIE
CAMERON my dudebro
LIBBY my awesome gal pal
JAZ libbys gf also awesome
ROTTIE cool artist bestie
MITCH basically my brother
MY BOY TOYS
ugly boyfriend ted
wheatley portal
the narrator tsp
gideon gordon graves
alec htbd
all doc ocks
the spot/john ohnn
...ice king...
...jason schwartzman...
sam reever htbd